ryanthecomputerguy:

Gavin: Ryan has the most kids out of anyone in this room
Geoff: I would argue that I have 4 or 5
Michael: Most kids don’t like not become yours at 5pm
Geoff: No, you’re all still mine

Me: *heart shatters in to a million pieces (in a good way)*

legendwaker:

When your family has guests over

theleftamygdala:

(x)

phoneus:

*clicks on someones theme, they have a tiny fucking cursor*

what the fuck *wiggles tiny baby cursor around* what

gym-leader-merida:

if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

professorgo:

The guy on the left, since he shows clear disgust with having his picture taken suddenly without permission. The guy on the right has had so little sleep that his grip on reality and emotions has left him

game npc: hero!! you must save the world from certain destruction!! we have no time left!!
me: k
me: [changes outfit, does three minor quests, changes outfit again, upgrades outfit, does seven more minor quests, runs around punching chickens, changes outfit, completes an entirely separate questline, plays a different video game altogether, changes outfit in real life, plays first videogame again]
me: okay im ready to save the world
game npc: please hurry hero!!
me: actually hold on
me: [changes outfit]

The Mike Brown they don’t want you to see. Never forget. #nojusticenopeace #staywoke #arrestdarrenwilson